Includes bibliographical references ([303]-322) and index.

Author's introduction -- But the damned will march -- Toddy's nose bleeds so readily -- Littleness that was no longer there -- We wrapped the piece of cake to keep always -- Blue miles, green miles, yellow miles -- We, then a great famous man -- Anybody could write a true story -- Leaping out of a window, head first -- "To work!" cried Mr. Birtwhistle -- X exists! -- A battle is about to be fought -- It is a religion -- Children cry for it -- The London triangle -- That frog would be God -- The world has cut me out : I have cut myself out -- A welcoming hand to little frogs and periwinkles -- Not a bottle of catsup can fall without being noted -- Beginning anywhere -- Fall in! forward! march!